30 Things to Do With a Naked Woman

1) Focus on Her Back Side

No, we’re not referring to her butt . We mean literally the back side of her body. You probably usually focus on her front, which means you’re neglecting a lot of nerve endings. So try standing behind her and kissing the nape of her neck, then slowly move down her spine. This also puts you in the perfect position to reach around and cup her breasts or stimulate her manually.

2) Try a Wall Post

This is way better than the Facebook version: Gently push her up against the wall and spread her legs using your knee. Then press your thigh between hers. General clitoral stimulation (in the form of your thigh rubbing her button) is a great way to get her revved up.

3) Put Both Hands to Good Use

Grab one of her butt cheeks with one hand and use your other hand to cradle her face. This sends two messages—you find her so beautiful that you can’t stop looking at her and you find her so effable you can’t wait to do her—which is pretty much exactly the message any woman wants to receive when she’s standing naked in front of you.

4) Touch This Little-Known Hot Spot

Place both of your thumbs on either side of her vajayjay and rub the area in small circles without actually inserting your finger inside her. The same nerves that make her clitoris such a hot spot actually extend down to this area so your massage is the perfect warm-up to oral.

5) Lube Up

Before entering her, take a a dollop of lube and rub it around the opening to her vagina. This will be just enough to allow you to enter her smoothly, but not so much that there’s no friction at all.

6) Tap Into Your Inner Vampire

People have a slightly higher tolerance for pain when they’re aroused. They also have a harder time discerning pain from pleasure. Take advantage of her sexed up state to give her thighs some love bites before giving her oral.

7) Blindfold Her

Use your tie to blindfold her then lay her down on the bed. Stand over her and place kisses on unexpected spots, like her knee, her ear, or the inside of her wrist. Because she doesn’t know where your lips will land next, her body will be in a state of constant anticipation.

8) Heighten Her Senses

Everyone thinks men are the more visual creatures, but studies have found that women are just as turned on by what they see. So set up a mirror next to the bed then get in positions (doggy-style or girl-on-top) that allow her to watch your reflections the whole time.

9) Treat Her to a Blended Orgasm

With one hand, use two fingers to stroke her clitoris in circles. And with the other, insert your pointer finger palm-up inside her. Find the spot about an inch or two inside her along the front wall that feels spongy or puckered, and use a come-hither motion. It may take some time to pull off this ambidextrous maneuver, but knowing that you can give her that kind of pleasure will be worth the effort.

10) Let Your Member Be Her Sex Toy

During sex, pull out and use the tip of your hard penis to stimulate her clitoris. Take her hand and place it on your shaft so she can control how to use it on herself. Sure, it’ll kinda make you feel like a sexual object, but uh, do you really mind?

11) Try This Twist on Missionary

Tie her ankles together using a scarf or a belt then enter her in guy-on-top. She’s used to spreading her legs wide during intercourse, but this tweak allows for better clitoral stimulation and a tighter fit (read: you’ll feel bigger to her).

12) Show Her Joints Some Loving

Kiss anywhere on her body that bends — neck, elbow, waist, bikini creases, etc. These spots tend to be really sensitive. (Don’t believe us? Try running a finger over your forearm then doing the same to the inside of your elbow. The latter feels better, doesn’t it?)

13) Give Her a Massage With That Happy Ending

While she’s on top of you in reverse cowgirl, don’t just lay there. Take advantage of the positioning to give her a butt massage. Her rear is jam-packed with pleasure-sensing nerves and it’ll make her ride that much more enjoyable

14) Share a Loooong Kiss

A recent study found that something in men’s saliva temporarily elevates testosterone levels in women. So kick it seven-minutes-in-heaven style and do nothing but make out until she’s begging you for more.

15) Be a Big Tease

It may take you just a few seconds to get a stiffy, but for women to get that aroused, they need about 10 minutes of foreplay. So set a timer and tell her that until it goes off, you’re not going to touch the parts of her body that would be covered by a bikini. Use that time to kiss every other part of her body. By the time she hears ding, she’ll be dying for you to go for the bull’s eye.

16) Break Out the Whipped Cream

Use the can to write dirty words all over her body then use your tongue to lick them up. (Just be sure to throw down an extra sheet first since this one can get messy.)

17) Use Your Ring Finger

The firm touch of your thumb or pointer finger can sometimes be too much for her sensitive clitoris. So when you first start to rub her button, use your ring—or even pinky—finger. Then once you feel her getting wet and lifting her pelvis (a sign she wants a stronger touch), switch to your middle then pointer finger.

18) Go Down at a Right Angle

Give her oral but approach her perpendicular to her body so that you can move your tongue back and forth across her clitoris instead of up and down. It’ll provide her with some new sensations. And bonus: it won’t leave you with a neck cramp.

19) Get Clean...Then Get Dirty

Fill the tub, light some candles, then offer to wash her hair. We can hear you groaning, but trust us—every single woman has seen this done in a movie and is waiting for some guy to treat her to the same experience. And hey, it’ll probably lead to bathtub booty.

20) Play Hot and Cold

Suck on her nipples until they’re hard then alternate blowing on them and breathing hot air on them. The change in temperature is extra sensual.

21) Have Aural Sex

Lie down in bed together and let her know that you’re going to make her wet without touching her. Then proceed to tell her—in lots of detail—all of the dirty things you plan to do to her that night.

22) Break Out a Vibe

Pick up one of those rings that slips over your penis and has a mini-vibrator attached (you can find them at most drugstores). There are certain parts of her naughty bits that actually respond best to the speed and strength of vibration, so you’re giving her a kind of pleasure she wouldn’t normally feel during buzz-free sex.

23) Go For Round Two

Don’t stop at just one O. After she climaxes, spend a minute focusing on her non-crotchal erogenous zones like her breasts and butt. Then go back to her nether regions and start caressing the region again.

24) Give Her a 15-Minute Orgasm

No, that’s not a typo. It takes some practice, but we have all of the detailed instructions

25) Cover Her Up

Pull a bedsheet over her naked body then touch her through it. The material helps transmit the sensations to a wider area.

Belt It

Get into doggy-style then wrap a scarf or towel under her hips, holding both ends in your hands. Now you can use it to lift her torso higher as you thrust in and out—allowing for new angles and super deep penetration.

28) Try Blind Oral

A lot of women have trouble totally letting go when they’re on the receiving end of oral because they’re self-conscious of how they look down there. So slip on a sleep mask before heading south. That way, she won’t be concerned with what you’re seeing, but she’ll still get to look down and see all the hot action.

29) Give Her a Very Dirty Kiss

Perform oral sex...on her mouth. Simulate what you’d like to do to her below-the-belt region, pretending that her lips are, well, you know, lips

30) Spoon Her

Instead of rolling over and falling asleep after a hookup (tempting, we know), pull her into a hug so that her head is resting on your chest and one of her legs is draped over yours. It’ll make her feel like you just can’t get enough of her.